On Swift Horses (2025)Daniel MinahanRomance / Drama
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On Swift Horses

1/5

Beautiful People Have Never Been This Boring

On Swift Horses fills its world with selfish, petty characters that I found myself caring less and less about with every passing scene.

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Directed byDaniel Minahan
Release dateApr 25, 2025
Runtime1h 59m
GenreRomance / Drama
Where to watchCrave

Beautiful People Have Never Been This Boring

On Swift Horses is a shallow, aimless, and emotionally empty melodrama that wastes its cast, its setting, its themes, and the audience’s time.

Set in the postwar American West, the film is about hidden secrets and the quiet longings of queer people during that era. Directed by Daniel Minahan, who was drawn to Shannon Pufahl’s novel for its introspective nature and hoped to translate that into a cinematic experience, the film fails on both fronts, ending up boring instead of introspective, and sluggish and unfocused instead of feeling cinematic.

With a cast full of good-looking individuals who aren’t the best match for this kind of layered story, the movie drags as its main characters make one bad decision after another, with little at stake and no real consequences. Despite featuring numerous love scenes, there’s a noticeable lack of chemistry between anyone on screen. Elordi and Edgar-Jones, in particular, come off just as disengaged from the film as the audience.

The film only becomes barely watchable when Will Poulter is on screen. He delivers a more nuanced portrayal of a man constantly reduced by his loved ones. Even when the script paints him as one-dimensional and naive, Poulter finds moments of vulnerability that make him the only character remotely worth caring about.

The director seems more interested in capturing the period’s surface details than telling a compelling story. It’s not a cheap-looking production, and it benefits from strong costume design and cinematography. But much like My Policeman, an overhyped TIFF release from two years ago, On Swift Horses fills its world with selfish, petty characters that I found myself caring less and less about with every passing scene.

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1/5
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Film details
Original title
On Swift Horses
Director
Daniel Minahan
Cast
Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jacob Elordi, Will Poulter, Diego Calva, Sasha Calle, Don Swayze, Ryan Fitzgerald, Andrew Keenan-Bolger
Rated
14A
Screenwriter
Bryce Kass
Composer
Mark Orton
Cinematography
Luc Montpellier, Alice Boucherie
Editor
Robert Frazen, Kate Sanford, Joe Murphy
Country
Language
English
Box office
$1.174 million
Distributor (CA)
Sony Pictures Classics

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