Ick (2025)Joseph KahnHorror / Science Fiction
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Movie review

Ick

0.5/5

Ick is a rushed, high school-level misfire that drains the excitement from any audience with its indifferent characters, abysmal effects, and muddled execution, despite its promising nod to 80s classics.

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Directed byJoseph Kahn
Release date2025
Runtime1h 33m
Where to watchCraveparamount plus

Ick managed to drain the energy from a lively Midnight Madness TIFF audience within moments of its projection. As is typical with this audience, there was enthusiastic clapping for every logo and light-hearted banter during the ads, but as soon as the movie started, the room fell eerily silent. The excitement and potential surrounding Brandon Routh in a film that promised to evoke 80s classics like E.T. and The Goonies, while mixing in horror elements, quickly diminished. This disappointment was foreshadowed when programmer Peter Kuplowsky, in his usual introduction, mentioned that the film was chosen to honor a past programmer and worsened when director Joseph Kahn revealed that Kuplowsky had only seen 25% of the film and that it was completed just the day before the screening. Ultimately, Ick ends up resembling a high school project rushed in the final moments, not only in terms of quality but also in budget and execution. It appears to be a film made with minimal resources, reminiscent of a student project cobbled together with free online tools.

It stars Brandon Routh as Hank Wallace, a high school science teacher who still pines for his childhood sweetheart and discovers he may have a teenage daughter. As he grapples with this revelation, Hank must also confront a terrifying alien anomaly invading their small town of Eastbrook.

The movie has the detriment of films where bizarre events unfold, yet the characters remain oddly indifferent. If the characters don’t seem to care, why should the audience? The special effects are abysmal, the action sequences are plagued by confusing direction and editing, the score is an obvious MIDI creation, and the excessive use of needle drops only highlights is unoriginal.

Despite Routh’s earnest performance, an a somewhat passable opening montage, Ick ultimately is a total waste of time.

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Film details
Original title
Ick
Director
Joseph Kahn
Cast
Brandon Routh, Malina Weissman, Harrison Cone, Taia Sophia, Zeke Jones, Mena Suvari, Peter Wong, Jack Seavor McDonald
Rated
R
Screenwriter
Samuel Laskey, Joseph Kahn, Dan Koontz
Composer
Bryan Mantia, Melissa Reese
Cinematography
David C. Weldon Jr.
Editor
Chancler Haynes
Country
Language
English
Streaming (CA)
Crave, Paramount Plus
Buy / rent (CA)
Apple TV Store, Amazon Video

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